Boys Named Sue
Neglected Housepets
The Dregs of Humanity
Teardrop Heavy

2. What was Eli's "dream job"?

Quality taste tester at the House of Links
"Mirror Cleaner" at the carnival Fun House.
Dog walker for the retirement village.
The guy who mops up sweat off the basketball court.

3. What prevented Matt from using Julie's "slambook" to blackmail her and her friends?

Julie threatened to tell their mom about his schemes.
Matt overheard Julie tell her friends that despite his actions, she loves her brother.
Norman pulled a reverse blackmail on Matt regarding test papers Matt sold.
Julie's friend Angela agreed to go out with Matt.

4. What song did Norman, Mr. Donatelli and Principal Ellis perform on stage to win money for an outrageous bar tab?

"Midnight Train to Georgia"
"Ebony and Ivory"
"Say a Little Prayer for You"
None of the Above.

5. What did Norman give Eileen (Matt & Julie's mom) for Christmas?

The gold watch she wanted.
A poem about what she means to him.
An all-inclusive trip to Cancun.
A framed photo of Norman, Matt and Julie.

6. How did Matt and Norman attempt to replace the furniture that was stolen when Matt was home alone while Eileen was out of town?

They blackmailed a Girl Scout Troop out of their bake sale proceeds.
They pulled a stock scam over Mr. Donatelli.
They persuaded Eileen's boss to pay her overtime for working on "the pizza boy" case.
They were contestants on a game show as father and son.